Attachment Warning:
Contains adult oriented humor!
SEXUAL TENSION TEST
Exactly where is your mind these days? We hate to
hazard a guess, but if you ended up on these pages, my
guess is that you were wondering that same question.
The following test is a cute excersize that should
give you an idea what you are thinking about.
Look over the series of questions and write down the
first answer that comes to your mind.
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good. What Am I?
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me
off.
People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I?
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang
from me.
I'm called a big swinger. What Am I?
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden
for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open. What Am I?
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to
get me up.
I get wet before you do. What Am I?
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and
ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole. What Am I?
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you're bored.
The best man always has me first. What Am I?
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads
from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What Am I?
9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
What Am I?
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff
your box.
When I come, it's news. What Am I?
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off. What Am I?
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver. What Am I?
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it. What Am I?
14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have
a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What Am
I?
Now, lets see how close your mind was to the actual
answers.
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And here are the answers…………
Sexual Tension Test Answers
This is what you were thinking, right? (Yeah right!!!)
Answers:
1. Your nose.
2. Peanut butter.
3. A crane.
4. The Titanic.
5. A tent.
6. Your Dentist.
7. A wedding ring.
8. An elevator.
9. Chewing Gum.
10. The newspaper carrier.
11. A glove.
12. An arrow.
13. An attorney.
14. A bird.